11/12/13

The Free Smart Phone

Gloves  
well i have an idea for an app that streams with commercials embedded. It's for broadcaster to cast legal and for the content owners to make money. Like spotify for casters. Like hulu you have to setup embedded ads using the same company they use...just and idea I'll probably never do it.
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
My pet fish would have to buy all said content first.
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
/buy/
Gloves  
I see caters and chat rooms like new age radio stations and the caster sets the playlist
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
dasss riggggghhhh
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
lol
 
LuisM (Admin)  
sounds like more trouble than it's worth
 
Gloves  
it might be better to tune into a certain caster than watch hbo because he chooses his content so well.
 
Gloves  
enable the caster, reward hi for his viewers and have adds to make it all free
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
luis.
 
 
Gloves  
if your cell phone was free but you had to listen to an advertisement for 30 seconds during a phone call would you choose the free phone or pay $60 bucks a month for no adds on your phone calls
 
!Arron!  
what movie is playing on Horror?
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
skrillex made this song cause our rave was fucking hard af,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI_wb8BSU-Q
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
Skrillex Petco park September 2011
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
;D
 
Gloves  
basically every 5 minutes an advertisement comes on the phone you and the other caller have to pause your conversation and listen to the ad for 15 or 30 seconds. This is how you make cell phones free..big ideas from glove tonight
 
LuisM (Admin)  
lol
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
lordy, when 12th planet dropped tetris.
 
LuisM (Admin)  
that would fucking suck. "hey honey how are u.. ah shit one sec *15 sec ad* ok so what was i saying.."
 
LuisM (Admin)  
"oh baby.. yeah.. what color are ur panties.. oh yeah? i like that *30 second ad* FUCK that was long.. boner gone. where were we?"
 
Gloves  
yeah but the add is tailored to your likes and no monthly cell phone bill
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufh3NaxMG8E lol this is from the show.
 
Gloves  
lol boner gone
 
Ric Carver  
thats when that lil blue pill is needed and hello all
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
"HOLD THE FUCK UP"
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
"HOLD. THE. FUCK. UP"
 
LuisM (Admin)  
LOL
 
LuisM (Admin)  
i think i pass on that offer
 
Gloves  
you could choose only movie trailers for ads and it would work. Or you like fish so every ad is about where to buy or look at fish..you get it
 
Ric Carver  
but then u might have that dreaded 4 hour boner..lol
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
thats my favoriate boner.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
I can play for hours.
 
Gloves  
dreaded good one.. the viagra bone
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
Nah, ive never taken viagra, dont plan on it.
 
Ric Carver  
till u black out and an EMT comes and takes u to the hospital with a dang boner infront of everyone...lol
 
LuisM (Admin)  
imagine the ads listening to ur phone calls "yeah baby im hard for u tonight... *30 second ad about trojan condoms*... we should get that condom!"
 
Ric Carver  
lol
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
lol
 
Gloves  
good one luis
 
Ric Carver  
or an add for some phone company that says "have u called ur mom lately...she misses u"
 
Gloves  
at least the stand up comics would have new material
 
Gloves  
the ads could control your life if you were weak minded
 
LuisM (Admin)  
mm
 
Gloves  
your on the phone at noon and you close to a taco bell. Boom yo kiro taco bell add
 
Gloves  
even better an ad with a coupon for taco bell that will expire in 10 minutes or less
 
Gloves  
thanks for choosing taco bell, this coupon will self destruct in 10 minutes
 
Ric Carver  
lol
 
Clem  
the reason I'm awake right now is because I ate at taco bell
 
Gloves  
if your yelling with someone over the phone an ad comes on and says vacations starting at $99 to hawaii as the ukulele plays calmly in the background..
 
Tracy Dawn  
Gloves is a marketing genius
 
LuisM (Admin)  
lol...
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
im so fat.
 
cowdog  
im fat too
 
Gloves  
theoretically you could control the masses with the right targeted add at the right moment in time... but then again will it ever happen, probably not. I read about phones with ads in a short story from the 60s about the future and subliminal advertising. It was a cool story
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
well. im not really fat, ive just eaten so damn much today.
 
cowdog  
im poor and poor ppl cant afford to be fat
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
really?
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
I mean buy a supply of lays...
 
cowdog  
yes really
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
just eat em...
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
youll get fat as fuck but not die.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
well...
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
you might die.
 
LuisM (Admin)  
im guessing 911 calls would be ad-free? but what about emergency calls to your family... "I need you to go to the hospital and... *15 second ad about fertility*... GO TO YOUR BROTHER!*
 
Gloves  
I swim daily and I've lost 15lbs in 3 months without changing my diet. I just swim laps for 1 hour 5 days a week. I love to swim I'm lucky Arizona has a year round lap pool
 
cowdog  
well it effects finances
 
cowdog  
for example, if i lost my job id have to lose like 40 pounds before i could even go on an interview
 
Gloves  
good question luis. You have the option to pause the ad if it's an emergency.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
im already 20 pounds underweight.
 
cowdog  
meaning i need a prudent reserve of like 4 extra months expenses
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
yolo
 
LuisM (Admin)  
in an emergency situation i need ALL the talk time without interruptions.
 
LuisM (Admin)  
fuck pausing ads.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
no!
 
Gloves  
i was 6'5 300 lbs but know i'm about 280
 
LuisM (Admin)  
vital information of life and death to be disrupted by ads is no joke
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
im 6' 0" 158 pounds.
 
LuisM (Admin)  
hello lawsuit
 
Gloves  
yes but if it was an emergency you could just press skip ad
 
cowdog  
what emergency info would this be?
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
"cheap caskets!"
 
LuisM (Admin)  
flaw
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
"FREE DNA testing"
 
Gloves  
yes true but doesn't every system have flaws
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
Not natural systems.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
hehe.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
fight me?
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
UEVNLIFTBRO?
 
Gloves  
in the story i read the guys in a phone booth talking to his wife and they are interrupted with a ad for soda as they continue talking about there neighbor who has gone crazy from the billboard ads that surround the highways.
 
LuisM (Admin)  
vital info on lets say giving CPR instructions or what shot to give to a person having an attack of some sort
 
Gloves  
yes any type of emergency call could be made ad free from the start to finish
 
LuisM (Admin)  
or where a person's IV, pills, shots, asthma inhaler are located.
 
Gloves  
I agree there is a few flaws but nothing that couldn't be hammered out
 
Clem  
first time my phone started spewing amber alerts it freaked me out
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
 
cowdog  
mine doesnt do that
 
LuisM (Admin)  
what. call an operator and state the emergency for an ad-free call? waste of time and redundant
 
Marie Godwin  
howdy yall
 
Gloves  
i've never seen that yet thank goodness. I didn't know they did amber alerts like that
 
LuisM (Admin)  
told you that you weren't banned marie
 
LuisM (Admin)  
but now you know
 
LuisM (Admin)  
welcome back.
 
LuisM (Admin)  
make it last!
 
Marie Godwin  
I was banned from the chat luis
 
Gloves  
no you have the option on your dial pad. it says emergency
 
Marie Godwin  
ty luis
 
LuisM (Admin)  
i banned you from the chat AND from the site.
 
Marie Godwin  
ok
 
LuisM (Admin)  
then everyone would make "emergency" calls to their friends and family to bypass ads
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
behave, respect the law.
 
Clem  
all the new phones come with amber alerts, emergency alerts and a presidential alert that can't be turned off
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
hehe
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
Clem, I beg to differ.
 
LuisM (Admin)  
my phone is fairly new and did not come with that
 
cowdog  
i just got mine and it doesnt have that
 
LuisM (Admin)  
android FTW
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
Ever since I rooted my phone and fucked with its modem
 
Clem  
differ away
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
;D
 
LuisM (Admin)  
DIFFERED
 
LuisM (Admin)  
 
Gloves  
almost like the 911 emegency button on smart phone now. It would be an add free emergency call to anyone you want not just a doctor. but the limit is 5 per month or 10
 
Clem  
I don't root with a phone, I root with my wife
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
wat?
 
LuisM (Admin)  
eh, i just dont see it happen.
 
Clem  
so I have to hack my phone to turn off the presidential alerts?
 
LuisM (Admin)  
ill take a free phone and service to listen to a 10 second ad BEFORE my call but never during an emergency situation.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
uhh....yeah
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
thats the only way I know of
 
LuisM (Admin)  
10 seconds is plenty for some people and for those on the fast life would not have the patience for such
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
like myself
 
Clem  
we had flash floods and it was creepy shopping at costco while hearing everyone's phones broadcasting alerts
 
cowdog  
i dont want an alert
 
Gloves  
it would give you option to listen before the call or after or during. People love options.lol
 
Marie Godwin  
me and my hubby is talking on textnow and its free we can call each other and text each other from iphone to android
 
LuisM (Admin)  
yeah my lady's phone did that at 3am. scared the SHIT out of us
 
Clem  
yeah Luis, it is really freaky
 
LuisM (Admin)  
useless flash flood warning.
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
lol. i sleep on my phone
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
everything my phone does scares me
 
LuisM (Admin)  
XD
 
Marie Godwin  
I have a compass on my iphone
 
cowdog  
i leave my phone off and in the car. I turn it on when I want to and otherwise im not dealing with it
 
Gloves  
a tornado warning would be nice on those smart phones.
 
Gloves  
as long as it was accurate
 
LuisM (Admin)  
after an ad plays first though, right?
 
Clem  
lol
 
LuisM (Admin)  
 
Gloves  
lol good one luis
 
eMniatretnE (Caster)  
an alert warning us that were about to get another stupid worthless alert?
 
cowdog  
if its a text alert, do ppl get charged the 2 cents or whatever for it?